Monday, July 10Destination: Denver Airport, where a British Airways jet is waiting to whisk me off to the land of Jaffas, gin tonics, and curry take-out. Later, Colorado.
Tuesday, July 11I arrive at Biped's office around 3.30-ish and amuse her with my newly-procured Oyster card. Shiny.
She leads me on a two-hour tramp over the beautiful greenspace of Hampstead Heath, at the end of which I am rewarded with ice cream. Such hardship.
She even takes me to her super-secret-Sunday-morning-hideout, an enticing terrace cafe alongside a manor house-turned-museum, perched atop a rise overlooking the Heath. Biped seems immensely pleased that I've made it thus far without collapsing. I don't tell her that being back at sea level makes me feel 10 years younger. Yay for oxygen.
Dinner at a curry joint. They bring a plate of orange slices and what looks like seed and spice garni. Biped says it tastes like potpourri. That's how I like to finish up a meal.
Wednesday, July 12Decide to be a lazy slob and visit Highgate Cemetery, which is barely a mile up the road from Biped's. Once a posh Victorian resting place for the well-heeled, the cemetery is now a lush overgrown jungle of ivy and brambles.
They charge me 2 pounds entrance fee for "maintenance and upkeep". So glad they're putting it to good use.
A dog pops out of the undergrowth. A very red dog. With a rather long body and big bushy tail. Thankfully, no Tories on horseback to be seen.
Highgate has a reasonable number of luminaries reposing here. Most people come to see the father of the Manifesto, but I primarily wanted to pay homage to one of my favorite writers.
It's a good place for a shady wander. Sometimes a name, or a stone, catches my eye, like this one: Caleb Pink. Really.
I wander back over the Heath on the way home. I could live in Hampstead with a park like this at my garden gate.
Along the way I watch a couple practicing Tai Chi under a huge English oak.
Thursday, July 13Skipping right over Thursday (I guess everyone knows by now what I was doing...).
Friday, July 14Biped and I seem to also share the architectural fantasy gene (which the Human Genome Project has yet to identify). We discuss knocking out her walls and glassing over her terrace.
Indy takes a half day and drives up to London. We spend the afternoon having a coffee on Biped's terrace and then drinks on the pub's terrace. It was a really pleasant, relaxing day, which is sometimes far nicer than running about doing the frantic tourist thing like a headless chicken.
I was bummed that we missed seeing Hampton Court, but I threaten Biped with a second visit and she surprisingly doesn't make noises about moving to Burma. Which I might have done had some strange foreign Hobbling come chuck in my toilet for a day.
Ain't Biped the Best?
And thus ends Hobbling No. 5's stay at Chez Biped, a.k.a. Florence Nightengale, whom I shall evermore fondly associate with flat coke and potpourri. (Num!)